Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Pun Winners!

We picked our favorite puns, and then randomly selected the prizes that went with them.



Sallie said...
After careful planning, a thief in Paris stole paintings from the Louvre, and made it safely to his van.
He was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime yet make such an obvious error, he replied, “Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”




Quilting "b" said...

A man walks into a doctor's office and asks the doctor to inspect his leg. The man says, "Here, put your ear to my knee."

The doctor puts his ear to the man's knee and hears very faintly, "Come on, can I have five bucks, just five bucks?"

The doctor steps back in horror, and the man says, "I know, but it gets worse. Put your ear to my shin." The doctor puts his ear to the man's shin and hears very faintly, "Come on, can I have ten bucks, just ten bucks?"

Once again, the doctor stands up, very perplexed. The man then says, "If that surprises you, put your ear to my ankle." The doctor puts his ear to the man's ankle and hears oh so faintly, "Come on, can I have twenty bucks, just twenty bucks?"

The doctor then stands up and says, "Well, I can I make just one conclusion. Your leg is broke in three places." 


Pippa Parsons said...

When people first heard of ABS, it was braking news

Ella said...
What do you call the short fortuneteller who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Gwen said...
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 


11 comments:

Sallie said...

Thank you! I enjoyed reading the other puns, too. Congratulations to the other winners!

Gwen said...

Congratulations to everyone! This was really a fun giveaway-- the puns made me laugh!! I'm so thrilled to be getting the batik charms-- they sound beautiful!!! Thank you so much!

Lynne said...

Congratulations to the winners.

ANudge said...

Those were good! What fun. Thanks.

Salley said...

Happy Birthday to HD!

Renate said...

Ha, ha, ha,,,What fun..Ha ha ha,,can't stop laughing. Congrats to the winners

Pippa Parsons said...

I'm thrilled to have won, my DH is a fellow biker and I ran my pun past him before entering :O) Happy Birthday to HD

Archie the wonder dog said...

Chuckling! Congratulations to the winners!

quilthexle said...

congratulations to the lucky winners ! And congratulations to your DH, of course ;-)) Pippa's fabrics will be in the mail soon !!

Quilting "b" said...

Thank you so much!!! I can't wait to see this book. Congratulations to all the other winners. I really enjoyed this giveaway.

Gwen said...

The beautiful batik charms came in today's mail!! I SOOOOO LOVE them!! They are just beautiful! Thank you so much! :-)